- threatened to fight people if they claimed not to like noodles
- hopes to one day be eaten by a shark
- pierced a part of their body with a safety pin (not in my presence, thank God!)
- claimed to be the missing Ninja Turtle, Valesquez
- jumped on the hood of my moving car
- stole a hot dog cart from inside a univeristy stadium
- wears jorts by choice
- stripped in a gentlemen's club while on vacation in Miami
- made out with the Oriole Bird on several occassions (oh wait, that's me)
that's just what I can think of off the top of my head... I'm sure there will be more to follow.
1 comment:
Ahem, I think you forgot one- "does drunken push-ups in bars, not for money, no, for glory and bragging rights...."
Post a Comment